[LargeFormat] Recent Virus

[Les Newcomer]

On the thinnest of related threads comes a joke.

An Amish couple had to go into the city (so we could have a joke) They
were amazed at what they saw. They finally settled on looking into the
department store. When the mother was looking at dresses the Father and
the Son wandered over to a bank of semi hidden elevators.

Not knowing what they were, they watched as a little old lady came up to
the door, pushed the button. The door opened and she got in. The door
closed.  A few moments later the door opened and a beautiful blond in
her 20s stepped out.

The son's jaw dropped, dad's eye's popped. The son looked at the dad,
dad looked at the son and said.,  "GGGGo get your mother."


Karl Wolz wrote:
> 
> Uh  .  .  .
> 
> 1) b
> 2) c
> 3) c
> 4) a
> 5) b
> 
> Can you perhaps recreate yourself as female, around 20 yrs, and relatively
> attractive?  Amazing what computer graphics can do nowadays.
> 
> Thank you for the offer.
> 
> Karl Wolz
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Stein" <stein@bekkers.com.au>
> To: <largeformat@f32.net>
> Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2001 2:03 AM
> Subject: Re: [LargeFormat] Recent Virus
> 
> > Dear Friends,
> >
> >     Les Newcomer has mentioned that a recent virus announced itself as me,
> > nude. I was initially taken aback by this but have thought about it for a
> > while and have decided that I quite like the idea.
> >
> >      It would be bad form to send out a virus again, and anyway the Norton
> > program in the computer pops up on the screen and says it is checking the
> > outgoing and incoming emails anyway. I shall have to resort the ordinary
> > post.
> >
> >      To that end I shall need the postal addresses of everybody so that I
> > can print up a suitable number of pictures and get them away before the
> > Christmas rush. But before I rush off into the studio, I need to find out
> > what people want. Please choose from the following menu:
> >
> > 1.    Clothed / Semiclothed / Buck Naked
> >
> > 2.    Full Frontal / Full Backside / Sort of Hunched Up
> >
> > 3.    Smiling / Not Smiling / The Sort of Expression You See on People at
> > Medication
> >
> > 4.     Large Format / Medium Format / Small Format / The Latest Lunacy
> From
> > Minox
> >
> > 5.    Colour / Monochrome / Toned / Tanned / Terrific / Terrifying /
> > Terrified
> >
> >      I shall endeavour to cater to all tastes. I must warn you that I have
> > had a look at my use-by date and it is long past so do not expect too
> much.
> >
> >     Uncle Dick REB BGA
> >
> > PS: Anyone who can get along to the West End Tavern in Colin St., West
> Perth
> > on Dec 7th at 7:00 is welcome to join the annual Night of Atonement Dinner
> > of the Backstabbers Guild of Australia.
> >
> >
> >
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