[LargeFormat] Recent Virus

[Karl Wolz]

Uh  .  .  .

1) b
2) c
3) c
4) a
5) b

Can you perhaps recreate yourself as female, around 20 yrs, and relatively
attractive?  Amazing what computer graphics can do nowadays.

Thank you for the offer.

Karl Wolz

----- Original Message -----
From: "Stein" <stein@bekkers.com.au>
To: <largeformat@f32.net>
Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2001 2:03 AM
Subject: Re: [LargeFormat] Recent Virus


> Dear Friends,
>
>     Les Newcomer has mentioned that a recent virus announced itself as me,
> nude. I was initially taken aback by this but have thought about it for a
> while and have decided that I quite like the idea.
>
>      It would be bad form to send out a virus again, and anyway the Norton
> program in the computer pops up on the screen and says it is checking the
> outgoing and incoming emails anyway. I shall have to resort the ordinary
> post.
>
>      To that end I shall need the postal addresses of everybody so that I
> can print up a suitable number of pictures and get them away before the
> Christmas rush. But before I rush off into the studio, I need to find out
> what people want. Please choose from the following menu:
>
> 1.    Clothed / Semiclothed / Buck Naked
>
> 2.    Full Frontal / Full Backside / Sort of Hunched Up
>
> 3.    Smiling / Not Smiling / The Sort of Expression You See on People at
> Medication
>
> 4.     Large Format / Medium Format / Small Format / The Latest Lunacy
From
> Minox
>
> 5.    Colour / Monochrome / Toned / Tanned / Terrific / Terrifying /
> Terrified
>
>      I shall endeavour to cater to all tastes. I must warn you that I have
> had a look at my use-by date and it is long past so do not expect too
much.
>
>     Uncle Dick REB BGA
>
> PS: Anyone who can get along to the West End Tavern in Colin St., West
Perth
> on Dec 7th at 7:00 is welcome to join the annual Night of Atonement Dinner
> of the Backstabbers Guild of Australia.
>
>
>
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