[LargeFormat] Recent Virus

[Stein]

Dear Friends,

    Les Newcomer has mentioned that a recent virus announced itself as me,
nude. I was initially taken aback by this but have thought about it for a
while and have decided that I quite like the idea.

     It would be bad form to send out a virus again, and anyway the Norton
program in the computer pops up on the screen and says it is checking the
outgoing and incoming emails anyway. I shall have to resort the ordinary
post.

     To that end I shall need the postal addresses of everybody so that I
can print up a suitable number of pictures and get them away before the
Christmas rush. But before I rush off into the studio, I need to find out
what people want. Please choose from the following menu:

1.    Clothed / Semiclothed / Buck Naked

2.    Full Frontal / Full Backside / Sort of Hunched Up

3.    Smiling / Not Smiling / The Sort of Expression You See on People at
Medication

4.     Large Format / Medium Format / Small Format / The Latest Lunacy From
Minox

5.    Colour / Monochrome / Toned / Tanned / Terrific / Terrifying /
Terrified

     I shall endeavour to cater to all tastes. I must warn you that I have
had a look at my use-by date and it is long past so do not expect too much.

    Uncle Dick REB BGA

PS: Anyone who can get along to the West End Tavern in Colin St., West Perth
on Dec 7th at 7:00 is welcome to join the annual Night of Atonement Dinner
of the Backstabbers Guild of Australia.