[Jacob-list] Speaking of pitchforks...

[Gary Tomas Fay]

Neal,

Ahhhhh the Dilbert Office Manure Fork! CatBert the Evil HR director has
been looking for that ... he has some presents for some of the cubicle
employee's 7;-)

That is almost as good as Warranted for the life of the product ... once
it breaks it's dead, warranty not valid in the continental US, product
not available in Alaska and Hawaii!

Gary



wrote:

> The other day I went to the Farm Store to buy a pitchfork to replace
> one that had broken after entirely too short a period of time. I
> decided to purchase the significantly higher priced model marked HEAVY
> DUTY MANURE AND BEDDING FORK and BEST QUALITY, LIFETIME WARRANTY.
> After returning home with said heavy duty fork, I noticed the small
> print "Warranty not valid for agricultural use."  I am currently
> looking for some non-agricultural manure to use my fork on. Neal Grose
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