[AGL] Fwd: H-E-B Curbside: Order Ready for Delivery

[Charles Loving]

I wonder about that system. You have to be totally dependent on the moron
that walks around picking tuff for you. I would never do that in a million
years. I want to see the vegetables and choose. I want to grind the coffee
myself. I have to look at the cuts of meat. When I make gumbo I want to
study the fish I am going to use. Some has to be rejected. The same with
preparing menudo the tripa has to be just so. It can take two or three
trips to different places to get the right stuff. I had to argue with the
butcher at HEB about the prosciutto. He wanted to sell me crap. Finally he
brought out some of the good stuff. Shopping is an art that effects the
final product. Mole sauce has to be just so. Having some dip push a cart
around the store picking stuff for you is insanity. I took me three trips
to meat markets to find the right pig to roast. There are three here in
Uvalde.
No way i would trust a high school kid to choose my food.

On Mon, Nov 4, 2019 at 3:02 PM Michael Eisenstadt <eisenstadt0 at gmail.com>
wrote:

> Hi all,
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> For those of us living in the land of HEB grocery stores, here's a piece
> of free advice. We just had delivered many bags of groceries from HEB - we
> had planned to go to the store - via home delivery. They charge the same
> prices as on the items at the store and they provide pictures of the items
> so you know what you're ordering. They usually charge $9.95 for delivery
> but for some reason did not charge us this time.
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> Please scroll down to see what we ordered and the details. I recommend
> this service as the employees run up and down their enormous store
> gathering the order instead of the customers doing it. As George Carlin
> said "When you're pushing the grocery cart down the aisles, you're working
> for *them*."
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> 02:00 PM
> November 4, 2019
> Your delivery location is:
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> Austin, TX 78701
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> Order Summary
> Order Number: #HEB1732568993
> Product Substitutions Quantity Est Total
> Streit's 100% Whole Wheat Matzos, 11 oz
> Allows Subs
> 6 $21.48
> H-E-B Low Fat Cultured 1% Milkfat Buttermilk, 1/2 gal
> Allows Subs
> 1 $2.66
> H-E-B Organics Whole Wheat Linguine, 16 oz
> Allows Subs
> 2 $2.24
> Fresh Green Cabbage, Avg. 2.75 lbs
> Allows Subs
> 1 $1.65
> Fresh Campari Tomatoes, Each
> Allows Subs
> 1 $1.98
> Southern Style Spices Whole Black Peppercorn, sold by the pound
> Allows Subs
> 0.3 LB $3.08
> Fresh Garlic, Each
> Allows Subs
> 2 $1.20
> White Mountain Bulgarian Whole Milk Probiotic Yogurt, 32 oz
> Allows Subs
> 1 $4.74
> Heinz Tomato Ketchup, 32 oz
> Allows Subs
> 1 $2.97
> Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps All-One Hemp Lavender Pure-Castile Soap, 5 oz
> Allows Subs
> 1 $3.02
> Hill Country Fare Grade A Large Eggs, 12 ct
> Allows Subs
> 1 $1.09
> H-E-B Natural Boneless Skinless Chicken Thighs, Avg. 1.72 lbs
> Allows Subs
> 1 $5.83
> Fresh Limes, Each
> Allows Subs
> 1 $0.21
> Bolner's Fiesta Mexican Oregano, 1 oz
> Allows Subs
> 1 $1.52
> Fresh Extra Sweet Assorted Mini Peppers, 16 oz
> Allows Subs
> 1 $3.04
> H-E-B Organics Chicken Stock, 32 oz
> Allows Subs
> 2 $3.66
> H-E-B Peeled Whole Tomatoes, 28 oz
> Allows Subs
> 1 $0.90
> Breakstone's Small Curd 2% Milkfat Lowfat Cottage Cheese, 24 oz
> Allows Subs
> 2 $6.70
> Bumble Bee Whole Baby Clams, 10 oz
> Allows Subs
> 1 $1.92
> Hines Roasted No Salt Jumbo Virginia In Shell Peanuts, 1 LB
> Allows Subs
> 3 $6.12
> Fresh Lemons, Each
> Allows Subs
> 5 $2.45
> H-E-B Select Ingredients Sweet Cream Unsalted Butter, 16 oz
> Allows Subs
> 1 $3.48
> H-E-B Select Ingredients 100% Spicy Vegetable Juice, 46 oz
> Allows Subs
> 3 $6.15
> Claussen Whole Kosher Dill Pickles, 32 oz
> Allows Subs
> 2 $7.50
> Fresh Small Grapefruit, Each
> Allows Subs
> 3 $2.10
> H-E-B Select Ingredients Long Grain Brown Rice, 2 lb
> Allows Subs
> 1 $1.41
> King Arthur 100% Whole Wheat Flour, 5 lb
> Allows Subs
> 1 $4.20
> Fresh Italian Parsley, Each
> Allows Subs
> 1 $0.70
> H-E-B Select Ingredients Reduced Fat 2% Milk, 1/2 gal
> Allows Subs
> 1 $2.03
> Playtex Playtex Living Gloves Medium, Medium
> Allows Subs
> 1 $2.81
> Payment Details
> Card Type AMEX
> Card Number ending in 1004
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> Order Summary
> Subtotal $108.84
> Personal Shopper Fee $4.95
> Delivery Fee $5.00
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> Discounts -$9.95
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> Tax $0.48
> Driver Tip $3.00
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> Total $112.32
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Charlie Loving
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