[LargeFormat] Uncle Dick

[Stein]

Dear Nephew Les,

     Uncle Dick is not a round anymore - he is more of a long skinny streak.
Of what, you may conjecture.

    By all means try to shock him, but please remember he shocks easily and
gets quite upset - limit the politics, religion, and sex postings. Unless
you know something really juicy about Stonewall Jackson and the little
Republican widder woman outside of Clabber Corners....

    Tell him jokes - even old corny ones. Jokes are always good currency
around here, as are old-time photos and advertisements.

    Uncle Dick