[LargeFormat] FW: Found: Nikkor LF website

[rstein]

Dear Nephew Timothy,

     Your Uncle Dick is very angry at you. You have done a bad thing. You
have ignited the fire in the dragon of desire and covetousness and sent it
flying over Uncle Dick's house. Now he is possessed by the need - the
absolute cast-iron need - to add  75mm and  240mm  Nikkor lenses to the LF
equipment that he already owns. This will mean much sacrifice and hardship
amongst the rest of the family. They will remember you and will wreak a
terrible revenge when they get their hands on you which is not likely to be
soon, seeing as all the travel money will be spent on lenses.

     Hoping this finds you as it leaves me.

    Uncle Dick