[LargeFormat] 11x14 chromes

[philip.lambert]

What a lot we learn from your words of wisdom.  Is that red dot a coupled
viewfinder/rangefinder?  I think Kalart did the one on my Graphic but I
can't get genuine replacement flints.  Your respectful nephew Philip.  I am
sorry for what I said about your recent 20 by 16 cave painting.  PL  Is hesh
one of these self-heating dinners?
----- Original Message -----
From: "rstein" <rstein@bigpond.net.au>
To: <largeformat@f32.net>
Sent: Monday, April 07, 2003 12:16 PM
Subject: Re: [LargeFormat] 11x14 chromes


> Dear Nephew Philip,
>
>      Uncle Dick's Guide to the Purchase of Surplus Vehicles:
>
> 1.     Inspect vehicle at night. If it glows, select another vehicle.
>
> 2.     Inspect vehicle by day. If it has a hole in the side look in
through
> the hole. If you can count more than one unexploded HEAT or HESH round in
> there select another vehicle.
>
> 3.     If vehicle seems otherwise suitable, open drains at bottom. Hose
out
> the interior. If you are squeamish do not watch what comes out in the
wash.
>
> 4.    Tracks can be repaired but remember to put all the parts into a bag
as
> you disassemble them so that they can all go back in order. Do not mix
road
> wheels from different armies or the vehicle will ride rough.
>
> 5.     That big long hard thing is certainly exciting. Unless you are used
> to using it, do not point it at anybody.
>
> 6.     If at any time you hear a loud noise and a red dot appears on the
> side or top of your new vehicle you have a short period of time to collect
> your belongings and leave the vehicle. I urge you to do so without delay.
>
>     Uncle Dick
>
>
>
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