[LargeFormat] Real men & women only shoot 11x14

rstein largeformat@f32.net
Fri Mar 28 03:00:08 2003


Dear Nephew Philip,

     You are correct. Here in the colonies this mathematical formula has
long been associated with the products of Mr. Martini and Mr. Henry and has
been used to explain the facts of life, and vice versa, to many different
species of native fauna, including the natives. It is also a good way to
open a conversation with strangers, initially at 1200 yds and then with an
increased level of enthusiasm right down to about 50 yards, whereupon you
can go out and meet the remnants and discuss them.

    Mr. Nordenfeldt, Mr. Gardner, and Dr. Gatling are also convincing public
speakers in the same forum.

    Uncle Dick