Dear Nephew Philip,
I'll need to see considerably more kindness in your reply before
devulging real details. Kindness to Uncle Dick can be expressed in many
ways. Western Union draughts. Money orders. Bottles of Yugoslav brandy. Use
your imagination.
A hint. I spent a delightful hour in the workshop with a hammer, drill,
and Stanley knife making sure the camera would be able to use Tit-X.
Uncle Dick