[LargeFormat] Anyone Home???

[rstein]

Dear Stuart,

     Your exclusion is of a different sort.

    We have appearance standards on this list and unfortunately The
Committee was shown an old photograph of you. I have never heard a more
eloquent silence.

     Of course, this can all be corrected. The Uncle Dick School of
Deportment - and if we can't get you deported, no-one can - is prepared to
remake you for a small fee. If you cannot afford the entire fee we are
prepared to let you drive up to the window and remake the portions that will
fit through the sash. Think about it.

     Uncle Dick