Dear Karl,
WHAT? You mean I can't get a double latte espresso mocha artery buster
cup in Provo? And I won't be able the do a pub crawl on my knees up the main
street of town? Oh, the inhumanity....I suppose next you'll tell me that I
won't be able to bring any of my wives with me or purchase new ones there.
Gracious, has the place populated with saints lately....?
Uncle Dick