[LargeFormat] The Oh My Goodness File

[rstein]

Dear Friends,

     That title is the Bowdlerized version. The real one is I'm Getting Too
Old For This Sh.....

    You too can join in this file. You just tag on the end and tell us when
you first realised that you were turning to the dark side. When you
discovered that you were the sort that your Mum used to warn you about. When
you finally had to admit that you should be locked up.

     My time came today. I was mixing up a batch of the new wonder developer
D-76 ( It is Vitamized!) in the 80 cent plastic bucket and I realised that I
was mixing it with the plastic spatula from the kitchen. The one that I am
using currently to fry the sausages for tea. I am trying to remember if I
rinsed it out. I really don't care - the taste of D-76 is better than the
sausages we get round here.

     For our North American readers, tea is supper. For our English readers
tea is dinner, unless you are from the Midlands. For our European readers,
tea is not drunk at tea. It is drunk at teatime. Afternoon teatime. I drink
beer at tea. I drink tea at supper. Stop me before I type again.....

    Uncle Dick