[LargeFormat] Headline: Little Camera Guy Intimidated by New Toy

[philip.lambert]

> Dear Philip,
>

>
>     Please do not warn people off me. It makes my job harder. And they end
> up far more scratched and bruised in the end. Which end depends upon
whether
> they are English and/or members of the Liberal Party.
>
>      Uncle Dick
>
> PS:    For any of the list members in eastern Europe or America who do not
> understand the jokes - they are at the expense of the English, who deserve
> it. Remember Bunker Hill. Remember Waterloo. Remember the Maine.
> Oops....wrong English....

I thought Waterloo was one of England's succesful away games. Not so good
for Napoleon but he wasn't the right man to rule the world. Did not have the
right kind of mustache.  What exactly were Bunker Hill and the Maine?. My
folks were starving in Western Russia at the time and did not have
television.  As to your reference to the Liberal party, some of my best
friends were Liberals and enjoyed the party, but many more Conservative and
we all served time together but have been released into the community.......
I am sorry about what happened to the Wombat at our last meeting, I thought
it was just an unfamiliar sort of pet animal. I hope the ink washed out.
Your respectful nephew Philip