[LargeFormat] War to the ( retouching ) knife.

[philip.lambert]

Just don't send in the cavalry- the sight of massed kangaroos causes total
panic amongst the native population of Shepherds Bush.  Philip
----- Original Message -----
From: "rstein" <rstein@bigpond.net.au>
To: <largeformat@f32.net>
Sent: Saturday, May 11, 2002 3:48 AM
Subject: [LargeFormat] War to the ( retouching ) knife.


> Dear Friends,
>
>      Well, it finally happened. Uncle Clive struck back. At 3:00 AM this
> morning.
>
>      He cleverly used the sound of a high wind storm and power blackout
here
> in  Perth to sneak up to our fibro fence on the side of the house and push
> 10 panels of it over. There are bits lying all over the back yard and we
> have had forensic tests done that show no fingerprints so we know he used
> gloves. I cannot be certain if he had help from international mercenaries
or
> white slave trafficers but the absence of any evidence to the contrary is
> very suspicious.
>
>     This will, of course, mean a state of war now exists. As we speak
teams
> of dentists and drink waiters are assembling in Earl's Court ready for the
> order to advance. So as to allay suspicion we are naming the campaign "
> Operation Tip over His Rubbish Bins and Run " and disinformation is
> currently being handed out all over Britain - generally from the
Department
> of Social Services.
>
>     I shall be broadcasting a Blood, Sweat, and Hypo Clearing Agent
message
> at ten. Stand by your computers.
>
>      Uncle Dick
>
>
>
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