[LargeFormat] Virus?

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rstein!!!!! 

I loved every word of this..........
*(but then again WHO am I ????)*
winks
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---- "rstein" <rstein@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
> Dear Friends,
> 
>      I can see that there is a problem here - I seem to have inadvertantly
> given the impression to this list that all I do all day is take pictures
> of
> naked women. Nothing could be further from the truth. I...excuse me
>  -  it
> is a delivery man at the door...
> 
>     Just put her down over there. I'll untie her later. Where do I
> sign?
> 
>   Now as I was saying, the Frontier and Colonial Photographic Establishment
> is a high-quality studio dedicated to the pursuit of art and... Damn...
> 
>     Yes? Well why didn't you bring her in when you brought the other
> one?
> Ok, put her down next to the other one and give me the clipboard.
> 
>     Now, I cannot deny that it is a pleasure to review the studio bookings
> and note the number of belly dancers and aspiring actresses that are
> willing
> to present themselves for exposure - generally 1/250 and f. 22 with
> 4
> lights - but we do have other sitters as well. The Grey Company wives
> and
> mothers are bringing all their children in a fortnight for a grand
> calendar
> shot and I am hoping to be ill with flu and absent that day. As I am
> the
> proprietor and sole operator there are still a few flaws in this plan
> that
> have to be worked out.
> 
>      As far as providing viruses on the internet, it ain't me, folks.
> I seem
> to be as subject to them as the next person but apart from inadvertantly
> being the channel as we all might be, I do not originate them. There
> was...Oh hell, that damn doorbell....
> 
>     Oh, yuck, this one's all covered in dust and bits of leaves. What
> did
> you have in the back of the delivery van, anyway? Next time deliver
> to us
> before you do the garden center. You'll...
> 
>      Now stop that ladies! Let go of her! Spit that out! Move your
> hands!
> 
>     Excuse me, I'll just go sort out a fight.
> 
>     Uncle Dick
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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