[LargeFormat] Those Sort of Pictures
rstein
largeformat@f32.net
Sat Apr 20 06:45:04 2002
Dear George,
I am a little concerned - if you are doubled up in pain you are doing
something wrong. Have you ever considered studying the little booklet that
you get from the Parent's Association. The text is a little vague but the
diagrams leave nothing to chance.
Further to the instructions posted earlier today I must apend the
following:
No matter what the prospective mother looks like - or for that matter
the prospective father - you must preserve a professional mien whilst taking
the pictures. Comments like " Who in their right mind would impregnate you?"
or " Pray that the baby doesn't resemble you." may be heart-felt but are
unlikely to lead to a cheerful session. If in extremis you may bayonet on a
No.8 Zeiss Softar or take to the front element of your portrait lens with
#120 emery paper and put belladonna drops into your eyes until they blur
over.
Uncle Dick