[AGL] thinking about John McCais is so much fun on a quiet Sunday morning

[Michael Eisenstadt]

the weirdest part of this man's odd makeup
is his superstitiousness. he knocks on wood
even if it is a formica table in the airplane. 

if you knock on wood, doesnt it have to be 
real wood? try putting yourself in this man's
brain processes. stretching your thoughts that
far are said to be a good prophyllactic against
Old Timers' Disease.