[AGL] car talk

[Wayne Johnson]

You drove a ....Turk?

Isn't that illegal in Texas?  Did you have to get a license?  Wouldn't a 
Greek have been cheaper?  Kappa Sigs were always tall and dumb.

What did you feed him/her?

Mercenaries?
Corn Victuals?

golly, so many things, so little time....

wgJ