[AGL] Fwd: Mark Morford: Attention Liberals: Please Breed

[Frances Morey]

Here is my favorite columnist...
  Frances
  
SF Gate Newsletters <noteserrata at newsletters.sfgate.com> wrote:
  Subject: Mark Morford: Attention Liberals: Please Breed
To: frances_morey at yahoo.com
From: "SF Gate Newsletters" <noteserrata at newsletters.sfgate.com>
Date: Fri, 29 Sep 2006 00:55:30 -0700

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SFGate.com - Friday, September 29, 2006 
    
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  Attention Liberals: Please Breed
Conservatives are outbirthing libs by a wide margin. How soon can you get knocked up?
By Mark Morford   Let this be your rallying cry. Let it be your new hot-button topic, a raw naked condomless blog-ready wildfire underground grassroots crusade, your juiciest of incentive programs, your inspired call to hot naked impregnable sperm-a-riffic action.   Because the statistics are ugly, getting uglier: Despite all divine hope and prayer to the contrary, it looks like baby-happy conservatives are outbreeding liberals by a margin of some 20 to 40 percent.   It's a fact. It's a trend. It's an onslaught. It's a dreadful soul-curdling predicament and the reasons for the Republican baby blitz are myriad, having to do with the lethal Christian belief that God really wants big narcotized families and birth control is a sin and, well, what the hell else are social conservatives gonna do with all that oily Halliburton stock and Lockheed Martin profit? Donate to charity? Buy some Implanon? Save the planet? Ha.   It is, as you can imagine, a looming catastrophe. But I am
 here to help. I am here to inspire the resistance, to propose solutions to this disastrous fertility gap and to help get liberals into the sack sans protection so they may go forth and multiply the number of people who adore "The Daily Show" and read actual books and think Aaron Sorkin is some sort of god. ...   (click here to read the rest)   (Full URL: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/09/29/notes092906.DTL&nl=fix)     
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