[AGL] A worthy cause...

[Frances Morey]

Dear Friends and Relatives:
    I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee 
  to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush.
We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until 
  we discovered there was not enough room for two more 
  faces.
 
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the 
  Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary 
  as to where the statue should be placed.   It was not 
  proper to place it beside the statue of   George Washington, 
  who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never 
  told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.
 
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, 
  the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing 
  where he was going, and when he got there he did not know 
  where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, 
  decimated the well-being of the majority of the population
  while he was there, and did it all on someone else's money.
 
Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far 
  



		
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