[AGL] clerking at the recent election

[Wayne Johnson]

Hard to imagine how "gays" are going to make a bona fide "Texas Marriage" 
any more destroyed than alcoholism, battering, child abuse, womanising and 
becoming a couch potato slug at forty.

Perhaps they were thinking of something else.

Once upon a time, there was a certain "cachet" in being a Texan. Now it is 
an embaressment.  Maybe Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas could seceed from the 
Union and form their own little backward, dumb-ass banana Republic.  Laws 
could be passed ensuring that noone living in Texas after a certain date or 
age could leave GooberLand and make "social contact" with anyone else on the 
planet in any manner that would threaten the genetic pool.

Retch for Jesus.

wgJ



From: "Michael Eisenstadt" <michaele at hotpop.com>
To: <austin-ghetto-list at pairlist.net>
Sent: Friday, November 11, 2005 3:27 PM
Subject: [AGL] clerking at the recent election


> after 14 non stop hours clerking at the recent
> voting (no elections to offices, just constitutional amendments and some 
> bond issues), I decided
> never to do THAT again because of the silliness
> of the issue. there was only one issue, amendment
> 2 outlawing marriage other than between he and
> and she. no trannies, no chickens, just he and she.
>
> but i changed my mind after my roommate showed
> me a map of all the texas counties in the NYTimes,
> all of them one color, except for 1 uncolored county in the middle. yep, 
> Travis county voted
> against Amendment 2. the rest, the greater unwashed,
> voted "for" marriage which seemed/seems to me like voting to keep the 
> wheel round or the sky blue.
>
> Texians, except for us locals, were afraid that the gays were out to 
> "destroy" marriage. i had always known that marriage was a permanent part 
> of the social nature of our species and was not amenable to being 
> destroyed by gays or other miscreants. The Lege, collectively, apparently 
> thought overwise, they not having my grasp of social reality.
>
> besides, after the fact, i kinda enjoyed disassembling
> the 8 election machines and fitting their legs into the spaces designed 
> for them on the bottoms. All
> but one leg, which was jammed, disassembled and
> i left the election machines reduced to large luggage-like plastic boxes 
> on the floor secured by a padlocked armored cable through their handles, 
> with one leg
> sticking up like a dead bug. one full hour of using unaccustomed muscles.
>
> over 650 voters voting in just one precinct was a
> great many compared to the usual turnout for a by-election. all through 
> the day i thought they
> were voting for; actually they were voting against.
>