[AGL] Fwd: DREADING THE STORM

[Clark Santos]

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From: Clark Santos <clarksantos at earthlink.net>
Date: September 22, 2005 1:28:48 PM CDT
To: Remembrances of Austin Ghetto <GHETTO2 at LISTS.WHATHELPS.COM>
Subject: Re: DREADING THE STORM

With a 35 foot storm tide coming in 52 miles it would still be 14 foot 
below my front door. I just got a recorded call from Carol Alveraze, my 
council woman, stating I should leave because I'm in a flood plain. 
This is all political posturing and communication practice for the 
coming Apocalypse which Homeland Security has been told to expect by W 
and the Christian Right wing.

I am scared shitless of flying, out of gas, cars and vans left on the 
freeway and the hyped up, mad looters who abandoned them combing 
through my mansion. My shot gun is ready and my new water wings from 
Oshmans warehouse store are close, I bought three pair to handle my 
size and they are good for grand kids birthday presents if unused.

FEMA should have painted the freeways red, laid out gas cans, and had 
the evacuations at night to use less gas running the air conditioners. 
Maybe I'll run for office if Loving will run the campaign. And thanks 
for the advice Roger, I've decided to be more courteous if I'm going to 
consider politics.

EL PATRON

On Sep 22, 2005, at 12:13 PM, Roger Baker wrote:

If I were you Clark, I would think about getting your guest to help
you move your good stuff up to the second floor. I fear flooding the
most.

One of my biggest mistakes has been to be a junk collector and not to
have realized earlier that the best way to save stuff is to put it in
those $8 big 66 quart sealed plastic containers from Target and stack
them high. If there is a foot of water or even more, your papers and
best stuff remain safe. -- Roger



On Sep 22, 2005, at 10:51 AM, Clark Santos wrote:

> I'm living in mortal fear, only two blocks from Brays Bijou and
> five blocks from the ship channel. If water gets to my door Connie
> and downtown Houston will be under ten feet. But I do have two
> forty gallon water heaters for water, 32 lb. of T bones, gallons of
> wine, kilos of mexican coffee with a full 1.75 l of Irish cream,
> and a lot more shit (praise the lord). I'm even benevolent enough
> to have a Galveston fellow, who owns and lives on the boat two
> slips down from my boat slip, staying here just following Governor
> Goodhair's reassuring radio comments.
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