New Birds and Bees

[Clark Santos]

The  New Birds & The Bees


The  mystery is gone ... How was I born?

A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, ah, 
my son, I guess one day you will need to  find out anyway! Well, you 
see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I 
set up a date via
e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a 
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard 
drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us 
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete 
button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've got male!
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