FW: VT humor

[Igor Loving]

Charlie Loving



>From: "Alicia Loving" <aloving at vermontlaw.edu>
>To: <lovingigor at hotmail.com>
>Subject: VT humor
>Date: Thu, 28 Apr 2005 11:02:59 -0400
>
>How Many Members of the Bush Administration Does it Take to Screw in a
>Lightbulb?
>The Answer is EIGHT: (1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be
>replaced, (2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who
>has questions about the lightbulb, (3) one to blame the previous
>administration for the need of a new lightbulb, (4) one to ponder
>whether this is some sort of Vermont-based Socialist plot devised by
>Bernie Sanders, Howard Dean and Efficiency Vermont to get the nation to
>shift over to energy efficient lighting, (5) one to arrange the invasion
>of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs, (6) one
>to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
>Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb, (7) one to
>arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while
>dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag, (8) and
>finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a
>lightbulb and screwing the country.
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