Burning Norton - Heartbreaker

[blacky at cbn.net.id]

> 
> I loved my Norton even if it was always needing repair and tweeking. It 
> finally burned to the ground at an intersection in Menard. THe rednecks 
> laughed and I was stuck  for the night.

The only thing worse than having your bike get smashed or burn up is to have it stolen. My
condolences (I bet it still hurts).

There was a young maiden from Oulton
She had a long tit and a short one
On top of all that
A hairy old twat
And a fart like a five hundred Norton.

(I know it doesn't rhyme in 'murken English - you gots to do it Brit-style)

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