Ergonomics vs. Economics or Damn Chickens Anyhow

[Wayne Smith]

My Fellow Americans:  With much regret I am forced to inform you that because of the price of feed, the damn lawn mowers, the damn wood working tool noise, the barking of six dogs, noise of tractor trailer trucks blasting Thur on the highway, Aggies trying to find their way back to Bryan, the big black birds swooping in and eating the chickens food, the Cotton pickin squirrels also poaching what they can, an occasional Rat Snake that sucks down an egg or two, my yelling and screaming at the Damn Republicans on TV, plus a various asundry of other offensive actions by this and that going on, I am forced to raise the price of my White, Green, and Brown Eggs from $1.00 a Dozen to $1.50 a Dozen with the only variations being if your an established customer, a Democrat, and a Ghettoite in good standing then and only then will the price remain the same other wise screw-um , I'm going to $1.50..............Religiously Yours Wayne (the egg chicken man of Hwy 21) Smith


  TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE , ENJOY IT TO ITS FULLEST.........
 




















		
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