Feeding Tubes and Cartman
dian donnell
meadow at austin.rr.com
Fri Apr 1 05:39:10 EST 2005
Reminds me of when oldest son (at about 14) yelled at young brother
(about 5) that he'd kill him if he had torn his life-size poster (a
girl, football player, rock star????) —which he had done, an anger
management problem now fixed by hip-hop obsession— and 5-yr-old looked
at 3-yr-old brother and solemnly said "you can have my toys."
Moms get to see a lot.
dian
On Mar 31, 2005, at 5:39 PM, Igor Loving wrote:
>
>
> I was channel surfing last night and caught South Park.
>
> The character Kenny had died (He always dies in every show) and he had
> a feeding tube inserted to keep him alive. Kenny has a will. He leaves
> his stuff to the kids, and his game boy to cartman who when he hears
> this wants the feeding tube removed so he can get the game boy or what
> ever it is.
> Heaven was being attacked by the Devil and Republicans and Kenny's
> soul was the only thing that could save Heaven. Heaven's defense is
> some sort of system based on a game boy and since Kenny is the best
> gameboy player in the universe they need his soul now.
>
> But, so long as he lived on earth, Heaven was in jeporady. The other
> kids,
> Cartman and so forth were divided.
>
> Kenny's will's last page was missing. " I keeny if in a vegitative
> state
> wish.." (next page).
>
> Kenny's parents were sort of "Ahh, Duh," The supreme court got
> involved and
> so forth. Cartman has a chain with a some sort of buddies for life
> coin that is split and fits into the one Kenny has so the supreme
> court rules that Cartman can call the shots.
>
> Now Heaven needs the Pope I am sure and he has a feeding tube which
> according to the angels on Southpark is a sin. Oh no, a feeding tube
> is a sin since it prolongs life artificaly
>
> Aloha:
> Igor
>
>
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