Feeding Tubes and Cartman

dian donnell meadow at austin.rr.com
Fri Apr 1 05:39:10 EST 2005


Reminds me of when oldest son (at about 14) yelled at young brother 
(about 5) that he'd kill him if he had torn his life-size poster (a 
girl, football player, rock star????) —which he had done, an anger 
management problem now fixed by hip-hop obsession— and 5-yr-old looked 
at 3-yr-old brother and solemnly said "you can have my toys."
Moms get to see a lot.
dian
On Mar 31, 2005, at 5:39 PM, Igor Loving wrote:

>
>
> I was channel surfing last night and caught South Park.
>
> The character Kenny had died (He always dies in every show) and he had 
> a feeding tube inserted to keep him alive. Kenny has a will. He leaves 
> his stuff to the kids, and his game boy to cartman who when he hears 
> this wants the feeding tube removed so he can get the game boy or what 
> ever it is.
> Heaven was being attacked by the Devil and Republicans and Kenny's
> soul was the only thing that could save Heaven. Heaven's defense is 
> some sort of system based on a game boy and since Kenny is the best 
> gameboy player in the universe they need his soul now.
>
> But, so long as he lived on earth, Heaven was in jeporady. The other 
> kids,
> Cartman and so forth were divided.
>
> Kenny's  will's  last page was missing. " I keeny if in a vegitative 
> state
> wish.."  (next page).
>
> Kenny's parents were sort of "Ahh, Duh,"  The supreme court got 
> involved and
> so forth. Cartman has a chain with a some sort of buddies for life 
> coin that is split and fits into the one Kenny has so the supreme 
> court rules that Cartman can call the shots.
>
> Now Heaven needs the Pope I am sure and he has a feeding tube which 
> according to the angels on Southpark is a sin. Oh no, a feeding tube 
> is a sin since it prolongs life artificaly
>
> Aloha:
> Igor
>
>



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