you gotta have skin

[Michael Eisenstadt]

my roommate and I have been hashing out my skin
theory

just as they say that the eyes are the windows of the
soul and as my friend Joe Martinez sez depending 
on the angle of view sometimes the nostrils are the
windows of the soul, i submit that women's skin is 
a window into their souls. men don't need a window 
into their souls because they're too transparent. 

all i'm saying is that man is not a mystery, and woman
is a mystery. which i can prove it by pointing out that
any woman can tell you that women are harder to
understand than men.