I'm sorta dumb, whats wrong with being Jewish (sorta)

[Michael Eisenstadt]

Thing is, most American jews dont practice their
ancestral religion.

So all the fun jews are secular like Kinky and
Jack Benny.

As for your new name, Katzfisch sounds pretty
authentic.

Mike

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Wayne Smith
To: Remembrances of Austin Ghetto
Cc: austin-ghetto-list at pairlist.net
Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005 8:51 AM
Subject: I'm sorta dumb, whats wrong with being Jewish (sorta0


Pardon my lack of brain power but what's wrong with being Jewish, well sorta 
Jewish ??? If I became a Jew what would my name be Katfishstein or 
Smittystein ?  Secondly would I have to pray to a wall and would would I 
have to wear one of those funny hats ?  There is a need to know,  Lastly, if 
Kinky should win, would Saturday become the Savath (sp?).  I may just stick 
with Druidisum and let it go at that we pray to trees and 
bushes.............smitty