jews and others i have known and not

[Michael Eisenstadt]

Kinky Friedman is a weirdo.

I never met him but I sure would like to
now that I've met Mark Katz.

And I shook hands with Gov Perry wear-
ing his suit and sporting his haircut. At
an art gallery opening, yclept Mexicarte,
pronounced Meshi-cartay, where politicians
go to be seen.

Nor have I ever met Michael Kleiman (sp?)
the Planet K gentleman but I have seen
Mariann Wizard at a distance over the
years (blond lady) and yes I know the story
about their son and the dead Samoan in
a street encounter and on and on.

But never met them, not really.

Nor for that matter Jon Ford. Nor Wayne
Smith.

But I know Ginger Varney and I did get
to meet the guy who cooked up LSD in
days of yore at a Dave Moriaty party.

Mike the mechanic

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Wayne Smith
To: Remembrances of Austin Ghetto
Cc: austin-ghetto-list at pairlist.net
Sent: Saturday, February 05, 2005 10:43 AM
Subject: SEVERAL HONEST QUESTIONS


(1) Can anyone tell me how to get on this petition to get Kinky Friedman on 
the ballot for Governor ?  Haven't found anything on internet.....

(2) What must be done to open a campaign office here in Bastrop are would 
Fentress be better ?

(3) Did anyone inside the ghetto clan know him when he allegedly went to UT 
in the 60s ?

(4) Why does he wear a Black Hat when only bad guys do that or is that a 
sign of his outlaw attitude.  Everyone knows that White is a sign of 
purety?????

(5) Why hasn't Roger put his 2 cents worth of wisdon on line concerning this 
pressing issue ?

(6) Has TEXAS ever had a real Jewish Governor, is there any advantage to 
having a Jewish Governor ?  Why would it matter if we had a Jewish Governor 
vs. say a Druid Governor  ?

(7)  I feel that anyone even Mickey Mouse would be better than Perry and 
maybe some fresh blood in that office would improve our standing on foreign 
and domestic issues....

(8)  Anybody who loves dogs and cats must have some good in their 
heart....Has does he feel about Social Security ???

Respectfully submitted,
Wayne (katfish) Smith





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