I had told Jim Strong that he was full of it but that expression seemed so tame

[Gerry Storm]

LEGUME, huh?
Bubba, you're too much...giggle.
G


----- Original Message -----
From: "Wayne Johnson" <cadaobh@shentel.net>
To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
Sent: Sunday, August 29, 2004 4:51 PM
Subject: Re: I had told Jim Strong that he was full of it but that
expression seemed so tame


> Michael.  I hate to be the one to tell you this, but there is this, uh,
> secret cabal in Texas that call themselves, Lets Go Upset Mike Eisenstadt,
> aka LEGUME!  This organization was originally formed one late Spring
> afternoon in the basement of old B hall....just before it was demolished.
> Also, probably before you enrolled at UT.  No matter, these people were
> very, uh, prescient.  Even tho' B Hall was replaced by a DARPA supported
> computer, ominously operated by the (so-called) Linguistics Department, it
> was continously providing insider tips to "interested parties" on how to
> disrupt the life and times of Mike Eisenstadt.
>
> The problem lies, emphasis on lie here, with your name.  The original
LEGUME
> organization...an early "black ops", more of a charcoal gray ops....didn't
> bother to distinguish between the early Michele (aka Mike) Eisenstadt,
known
> as the Siren from the Bronx, and yourself.  Even had the wrong gender.
But
> you know how organizations develop a sort of institutionalized moment,
well,
> despite this small difference, these people dedicated their lives to
> continuing an adolescent prank and making you miserable at every
> opportunity.  No one you actually know belonged to this group understand,
> and I only was made aware of its existence by accident of working at the
> State Architects office and finding a crumpled memo rolled up in a set of
> landscape plans.
>
> Ahhh, the irony of it all, eh, my friend?  Well, there it is.  You shall
> know the truth if you pay the fee.  The price of Freedom in Paranoia.
And,
> as one of my psychiatrists once told me (really) "just because you are
> paranoid, it doesn't mean people aren't out to get you."  This one had a
lot
> of credibility, I thought.  Others, nyahhh.  But I digress.  This isn't
> about me, its about you.
>
> Or is it?
>
> Another mystery.
>
> I hope this clears up everything.
>
> Including Late On-set Acne.
>
> masoltov
>
> (sp?)
>
> wgJ
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Michael Eisenstadt" <michaele@HotPOP.com>
> To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
> Sent: Sunday, August 29, 2004 12:07 PM
> Subject: I had told Jim Strong that he was full of it but that expression
> seemed so tame
>
>
> > a few days ago Jim Strong sent me a
> > very scurrilous email. I wont quote it except
> > for one phrase. among other insults it
> > told me to gai kaken something or other
> > (I dont know the meaning of the last
> > word). gai kaken is Yiddish for "go shit..."
> >
> > it was a mistake to show it to Madelon
> > because the insults slopped over to
> > include her.
> >
> > but it struck me just now that it shows
> > that Jim Strong must be quite
> > comfortable with his jewish friends in
> > the suburbs of Houston where he lives
> > and is even sorta pro-Israel in theory.
> >
> > it is a great comfort to realize that it is
> > ME he hates, not jews in general. it is
> > so easy to get paranoid about these
> > matters. otherwise i would be on the
> > point of obsessing on where could i
> > run for it should i have to.
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>