Fwd: Fw: John Kerry Resume
Clark Santos
austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Wed Jun 30 11:47:10 2004
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Dear Folks,
I try to forward good liberal ghetto posts to ex-in-laws and ex=20=
business partners. Look and see what i get back, could be satire but=20
probably isn't. Remember, most people aspire to everything Kerry has=20
got, but probably think W and the chain saw have more and purer=20
"evangelical" wealth.
El Patron
p.s. everybody gotta keep hammering till November and may be even later,=20=
depending on Florida and Diebold !!!
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Dear Folks,
I try to forward good liberal ghetto posts to ex-in-laws and ex
business partners. Look and see what i get back, could be satire but
probably isn't. Remember, most people aspire to everything Kerry has
got, but probably think W and the chain saw have more and purer
"evangelical" wealth.
El Patron
p.s. everybody gotta keep hammering till November and may be even
later, depending on Florida and Diebold !!!
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<bold>Subject: </bold>Fw: John Kerry Resume
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<bold>From:</bold>
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Stephen =
Marshall</color></underline>
<bold>To:</bold> <underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Tere
Elma Marshall</color></underline> ;
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Stephen
Marshall</color></underline> ;
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Peyton Vicki
Mullins</color></underline> ;
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Lindsey Marie
Marshall</color></underline> ;
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Ken
Marshall</color></underline> ;
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>John Cynthia
McNamara</color></underline> ;
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Dr. Cynthia
McNamara</color></underline> ;
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Delores Ann
Marshall</color></underline> ;
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Daniel, Kelly, and
Carson</color></underline> ;
<underline><color><param>1999,1999,FFFF</param>Bevin Alice =
Santos</color></underline>
<bold>Sent:</bold> Tuesday, June 29, 2004 7:49 PM
<bold>Subject:</bold> Fw: John Kerry Resum
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SIZE=3D2><BLOCKQUOTE STYLE=3D"PADDING-LEFT: 7px; MARGIN-LEFT: 7px; =
BORDER-LEFT: orange 2px solid"><P><FONT SIZE=3D3><STRONG>RESUME OF JOHN =
F. KERRY</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT =
SIZE=3D3><STRONG>RESIDENCE</STRONG>:<BR><BR>7 mansions, including =
Washington DC, worth multi-millions<BR><BR><BR><STRONG>EDUCATION AND =
EXPERIENCE</STRONG>:<BR><BR><U>Law Enforcement:<BR></U><BR>I voted to =
cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career<BR>as a US =
Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of<BR>my =
mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of =
fire.<BR><BR><U>Military:<BR></U><BR>I used three minor injuries to get =
an early discharge from the military<BR>and service in Vietnam. I then =
returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in<BR>protesting the war, and =
insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they<BR>committed atrocities =
and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons,<BR>or something away =
in protest. Or did I?<BR><BR>My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the =
War: The New Soldier" shows how I<BR>truly feel about the =
military.<BR><BR><U>College:<BR></U><BR>I graduated from Yale University =
with a low C average. Unlike my<BR>counterpart George Bush, I have no =
higher education and did not get<BR>admitted to Harvard nor graduate =
with an M.B.A<BR><BR><BR><STRONG>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:<BR></STRONG><BR>I =
ran for U.S. Congress and and have been there ever since. I have =
no<BR>real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ =
Heinz<BR>vicariously through my wife =
Teresa.<BR><BR><BR><STRONG>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS US =
SENATOR:<BR></STRONG><BR>I set the record for the most liberal voting =
record, exceeding even Ted<BR>Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have =
consistently failed to support our<BR>military and CIA by voting against =
budgets, thus gutting our country's<BR>ability to defend itself. =
Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am<BR>against it and refuse to =
admit that I voted for it.<BR><BR>I voted for every liberal piece of =
legislation. I have no plan to help<BR>this country but I intend to =
raise taxes significantly if I am elected.<BR><BR>My wealth so far =
exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he<BR>will never catch =
up. I make no or little charitable contributions and<BR>have never =
agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite<BR>family wealth =
in excess of $ 700 million.<BR><BR>Althought I claim to be in favor of =
alternative energy sources, Ted<BR>Kennedy and I oppose windmills off =
Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it<BR>might spoil our view of the =
ocean as we cruise on our yachts. NIMBY.<BR><BR><BR><STRONG>RECORDS AND =
REFERENCES:<BR></STRONG><BR>None.<BR></FONT></P><FONT =
SIZE=3D3></FONT><P><FONT SIZE=3D3><STRONG>PERSONAL<BR></STRONG><BR>I =
ride a Serotta Bike.<BR><BR>My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying =
Squirrel"<BR><BR>I call my $ 850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel =
yacht the "Scarmouche".<BR><BR>I am fascinated by rap and =
hip-hop and you had better listen to it as it<BR>reflects our real =
culture.<BR><BR>I own several SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket =
summer mansion,<BR>though I am against large polluting inefficient =
vehicles and blame<BR>George Bush for the energy =
problems.<BR><BR><BR><STRONG>PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING =
IN =
2004<BR></STRONG></FONT></P></BLOCKQUOTE><BR></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TA=
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