Colon-nades
Jon Ford
austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Fri Jun 4 12:22:00 2004
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<P>Wayne-- give Byron a break! I enjoy his warped personal blog. Unlike Mr. "clean asshole" out in New Mexico, he doesn't come across is maddenly "holier than thou"! </P>
<P>Jon "my last meal was a cheeseburger" Fordster<BR><BR></P></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>>From: "Wayne Johnson" <cadaobh@shentel.net>
<DIV></DIV>>Reply-To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
<DIV></DIV>>To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
<DIV></DIV>>Subject: Re: Colon-nades
<DIV></DIV>>Date: Fri, 4 Jun 2004 10:26:25 -0400
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<DIV></DIV>>Ok, Mr. Show It All Off Black! Personally, I am getting really sick and tired of looking at the obviously fake-up, PhotoShopped images of some skinny guy you paid to impersonate you. Everyone else on the list, well of the well-disposed male gender, is overweight...one way or the other....one weigh or the other? Some may be thin of body but then they are obese of ego.
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<DIV></DIV>>Seriously, you are clearly bent (can I say that?) on converting this List, which as we all know deals only with High Minded Issues like: Sex, beer, bar-b-q and how-to-scare-a-cat stories, cleverly interspersed with ribald tales of Aesthetics, art, music and the odd political tract or tirade...into...(finally getting there).....your personal byron black bodybuilding bulletin. So, please, more pictures of motorcycles, mischevious monkeys and less of this anorexic byron black impersonator.
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<DIV></DIV>>And besides, we all know that all older guys riding bikes...real bikes..."manly men" bikes, read: Harleys, weigh in around 250 to 270, have really hairy arm pits underneath their 28" biceps and bellies you could mount a moose head on. They may be grizzled or bald but they are all big. Look I see these guys everyday. (And I am not talking about Hell's Dentists.) Cruising through town. Cutaway leathers and all. You know like me and Clark welded into one and mounted over a couple of wheels. So cut out this charade and admit to your little prank!
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<DIV></DIV>>Yours in VA
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<DIV></DIV>>Bubba Chubba
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<DIV></DIV>>Oh. And enough of the colon talk already. Reminds me too damn much of previous employers!
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