Where the Sun doth not Shine

[Jon Ford]

Byron-- I too despise toilet paper, especially since it tends to clog my 
drains. It is possible to cleanse one's ass with a wash-cloth, which can 
later be riinsed out and properly sterilized by the washer-dryer combo. I 
really appreciated the cleansing jets of the Japanese toilets I used  when I 
was there a couple of years ago; they now have similar gismos available in 
this country.

Jon

>From: "Byron Black" <blacky@cbn.net.id>
>Reply-To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
>To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
>Subject: Where the Sun doth not Shine
>Date: Thu, 3 Jun 2004 07:04:30 +0700
>
>While I'm not obsessed with health issues or living particularly purely 
(I like my cheap cigars and occasional margarita) I have been vegetarian 
(rather, fishy-tarian) since 1968 and am normally cautious about what I 
imbibe. Over the past couple of years have had peculiar ups and downs in 
body weight which is somewhat unnerving -- from a standard (forever) 70kg. 
or so up to 78kg. which is uncomfortable since I have my clothes custom-cut 
for me, and tight (I know, unfashionable). Then when I tried to cut back on 
the eats I went down, rather suddenly, to 70kg.
>
>The latest fierce monkey bite (26 stitches in lower left calf) had me on 
super-killer antibiotics, which took away appetite and made me vomit at the 
slightest provocation. Down to 66kg. No bueno.
>
>Now I'm up to 68 and feel pretty steady (leg also healing, if slowly).
>
>The reason for this dreary preamble is to ask whether any other Wreckers 
(better than 'Ghettoites', no?) are doing enemas as a habit.
>
>I started rinsing out my nether realms about two years ago, since 
toilets here customarily have squirting hoses, and I found that they usually 
carry enough pressure to allow the lower colon to get a good rinse, and the 
last little bits of waste to get flushed out.
>
>I wonder whether there is a downside to enemas -- anybody have any 
experience? I like the concept of cleaning out the chute (just as I abhor 
toilet paper -- what a cockeyed, nasty, troublesome invention that is!), and 
would think that it would be particularly useful for constipation. I have 
the opposite condition, unfortunately, a not uncommon occurrence in crowded 
third-world urban environments, alas.
>
>Sorry to get so nasty but  we do share our health concerns, right?
>
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