Fwd: "Well, Try Some Italian Bread!"
Clark Santos
austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Tue May 25 15:14:04 2004
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Can somebody be sure we have ample ITALIAN bread at the reonion!!!
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> Italian bread......
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> Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park =
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> one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and=20
> wasn't even short of breath.
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> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what=20=
> he did to have so much energy.
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> The 87 year old said; "well I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps=20
> your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
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> So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
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> As he was looking around,, the lady asked if he needed any help.
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> He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
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> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"
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> He said, "I want 5 loaves."
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> She said , "My goodness, 5 loaves...it'll get hard."
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> He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread=20=
> but ME?
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> =A0
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Can somebody be sure we have ample ITALIAN bread at the reonion!!!
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<smaller>Italian bread......
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<smaller>Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual
park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning
jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said; "well I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around,, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said , "My goodness, 5 loaves...it'll get hard."
He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread
but ME?
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</excerpt>=
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