Fwd: FW: solution for Republican thinkers...
Frances Morey
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I got this from one of my conservative Republican friends. It sounds like they are game planning for the demise of their national pre-eminence. It's also an intresting inventory of the Texas economy.
The author seems to be ideologically preparing for a return to the Republic of Texas times.
Frances
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>From: Linda72150@aol.com
>To: lindaheine@hotmail.com
>Subject: solution
>Date: Fri, 2 Apr 2004 17:02:59 EST
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>Just for fun ... some silliness from down Texas way.
>Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the
>results. After seeing the whiners along the inauguration route, the
>folks from Texas have decided that we might just take matters into our
>own hands.
>
>Here is our solution:
>
>#1: Let Kerry become President of the United States (all 49 states).
>#2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.
>
>So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
>
>NASA in Houston, Texas (we will control the space industry).
>
>We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
>
>Defense Industry (we have over 65% of it). The term "Don't mess with
>Texas," will take on a whole new meaning
>
>Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for
>the next 300 years. Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and those
>northern states, Mr. Kerry will figure a way to keep them warm..
>Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer
>chips and communications: Small places like HP, Texas Instruments, Dell
>Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD,
>Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor,
>Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, Etc,Etc. The list goes on and on.
>
>Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for Cancer
>research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world
>and other large health planning centers.
>
>We have enough colleges to keep us going: U.T., Texas A&M, TexasTech,
>Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University,
>etc. Ivy grows better in the south anyway.
>
>We have a ready supply of workers (just open the border when we need
>some more ) .
>
>We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
>
>In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the
>Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an army but since everybody down
>here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in
>24 hours if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can always
>call Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over a couple of
>Texans Rangers.
>We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and vegetable
>produce and everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they
>taste good. Don't need any food.
>This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas
>in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't
>have.
>
>Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry : Since you
>won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Kerry
>will be able to drive around in his 9 mile per gallon SUV. The rest of
>the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
>
>You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your
>communications. You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but
>since Mr. Kerry has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas.
>
>Signed, The People in Texas
>
>
>
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