Theology 101

[Wayne Johnson]

Existentialism. What shit?
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Subject: Theology 101


> Twisty's Theology 101
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> Taoism Shit happens
> Confucianism Confucius says, "Shit happens."
> Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
> Zen What is the sound of shit happening?
> Hinduism This shit happened before.
> Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
> Protestantism Let shit happen to someone else.
> Catholicism If shit happens, you deserve it.
> Judaism Why does shit always happen to us?
> Agnosticism What is this shit?
> Atheism I don't believe this shit.
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> Peace y'all,
> Twisty Dodds
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