Chubby Checker (goes Middle East)

[Pepi Plowman]

ha! ha! ha!
--- Byron Black <blacky@cbn.net.id> wrote:
> By the same token, jew-hating Palestinians killed in
> the fighting might poop out of some Israeli lady in
> their next incarnation.
> 
> (I can't quit. Stop me before I do it again, nyaah)
> 
> Has nothng to do with Nazis, really. It's a simple
> matter of attachment (in the "mumbo-jumbo" Buddhist
> sense) or attraction (Hindu approach). 
> 
> All they are saying (to make it COUNTRY SIMPLE) is
> that in the cycle of birth and death, where you seek
> rebirth is more than just random (or the Will of
> God, whatever that is). Wasn't it the Mozarts that
> had all those musicians, playing violin at the age
> of 4 or whatever? Common enough syndrome.
> 
> And as long as we're on the subject of religion, the
> following, which just turned up from my "Joke
> Assembly" file.
> 
> PMS In The Bible
>  
> 
> A preacher was telling his congregation that
> anything they could think of, 
> 
> old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and
> that the entirety of 
> 
> human experience could be found there.
> 
>  
> 
> After the service, he was approached by a woman who
> said, "Preacher, I
> 
> don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
> 
>  
> 
> The preacher replied that he was sure it must be
> there somewhere and that he would look for it.
> 
>  
> 
> The following week after the service, the preacher
> called the woman aside and showed her a passage
> which read: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way
> to Bethlehem."
> 
> 
> 
> Sincerely yours,
> 
> Reverend Irrelevant Irreverent
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Michael Eisenstadt" <michaele@ando.pair.com>
> To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
> Sent: Friday, March 26, 2004 12:11 AM
> Subject: Re: someone's little sister and death
> wishes for the Israelis
> 
> 
> > 
> > From: "Pepi Plowman" <pepstoil@yahoo.com>
> > To: <austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>
> > Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2004 11:46 PM
> > Subject: Re: someone's little sister and death
> wishes for the Israelis
> > 
> > 
> > > Oh, Michael, you so like to twist things!
> > 
> > You told us your sister (Tina?) thinks of the
> Israelis as 
> > reborn Nazis. 
> > 
> > As they are not reborn Nazis, that shows strong
> animus 
> > towards themon the part of your sister, a view
> which you 
> > apparently share.
> > 
> > Perhaps you feel that to have such an opinion of
> them
> > is easily justified because it reflects your own
> homebuilt 
> > highminded morality, one surely superior to those
> people's.
> > 
> > Your twisting of the death toll statistics somehow
> suggested
> > to me that you resented their disturbing of world
> peace 
> > (according to some, no Israel, no Osama bin Laden)
> and their 
> > continuing existence.
> > 
> > Folks' true opinions are very twisted things, no?
> > 
> > Best,
> > 
> > Mike
> > 
> > 
> > > 
> > > If anything, one would think that the reversal
> of the
> > > statistics would mean that the Arabs are more
> blood
> > > thirsty than the Israelis.  There is a NO MORE
> death
> > > wish for ANYONE, on my part, and that is IT. 
> Who
> > > cares what the numbers are?!!!
> > > 
> > > pepi
> > > --- Michael Eisenstadt <michaele@ando.pair.com>
> wrote:
> > > > According to an Agence-France Press count, a
> total
> > > > of 3,399 people have been
> > > > killed as a result of the intifada, including
> 2,560
> > > > Palestinians and 778
> > > > Israelis.
> > > > 
> > > > Not sure if the following remark is that of
> Blacky's
> > > > sister or of Pepi's
> > > > sister, but I find it a disgusting libel. The
> > > > reversal of the actual
> > > > statistics reflects someone's death wishes for
> the
> > > > Israelis.
> > > > 
> > > > > --- blacky@cbn.net.id wrote:
> > > > > > > Gerry, it may be as you say, but the
> numbers
> > > > > > totalled
> > > > > > > add up to a whole lot more Israelis
> killed
> > > > than
> > > > > > > Palestinians.  My sister thinks many
> Israelis
> > > > are
> > > > > > > reincarnated SSers--they seem to have
> the same
> > > > > > mind
> > > > > > > set.
> > > > > > > pep
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > 
> > > 
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