Fortuitous Software Glitch

austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Sun Mar 7 22:52:12 2004


>
> There are a few things usually avoided in polite conversation--nose
> picking, farting and calling attention to one's sexual fantasmagorics.
> Lord only knows we get enough penis references just deleting through the
> junk email.
> Francesa
>

Lucky to have lost a stormy response I was writing to Frances' comment
about how some of us lost souls "choose" the wanger over the gash. It was
ill-tempered and when I thought about it I realized I wanted to start a
flame war (or pick a fight). We are too old and dignified (HAHA) for that.

In any case contemplative study will inexorably lead one to conclude that
human sexuality is a great mystery and not subject to facile (and
culturally-defined) judgments.

As for those faced with homo- vs. hetero-choice, let me hasten to assure
you that it is indeed hard-wired within us, all the lobotomy fans and
aversion therapy experts notwithstanding. Who would freely choose a form
of expression for which the penalty is 20 years to life in prison (or even
death, in some places)?

And humans are pan-sexual anyway. Go read Gore Vidal. He talks about it
much more elegantly than I could ever hope to.

As for anal intercourse all I got to say is OUCH. Never never believe it
when some smoothy (of any sex whatsoever) just leans over your shoulder
and croons to you "Just relax and let it in and it won't hurt."  It hurts.

But for some folks it apparently... well... hurts real nice. So go figure.

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