Oops, I meant <morons.org>
Frances Morey
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Tue Feb 24 14:54:01 2004
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Frances Morey <frances_morey@yahoo.com> wrote:Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 11:24:44 -0800 (PST)
From: Frances Morey
Subject: Fwd: Today's homily
To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Another fun site is <morons.com>
Frances Morey <frances_morey@excite.com> wrote: To: frances_morey@yahoo.com
Subject: Today's homily
From: "Frances Morey"
Here's a secular litany to brighten your day, and here in Austin it is needed as the penumbra of storm clouds is still with us.
Frances
>>1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
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>>2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
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>>3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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>> 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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>>5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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>>6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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>>7. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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>>8. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
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>>9. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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>>10. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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>>11. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
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>>12. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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>>13. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've never tried before.
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<DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Frances Morey <frances_morey@yahoo.com></I></B> wrote:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 11:24:44 -0800 (PST)<BR>From: Frances Morey <FRANCES_MOREY@YAHOO.COM><BR>Subject: Fwd: Today's homily<BR>To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net<BR><BR>
<DIV>Another fun site is <morons.com> <BR><BR><B><I>Frances Morey <frances_morey@excite.com></I></B> wrote:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">To: frances_morey@yahoo.com<BR>Subject: Today's homily<BR>From: "Frances Morey" <FRANCES_MOREY@EXCITE.COM><BR><BR><BR>Here's a secular litany to brighten your day, and here in Austin it is needed as the penumbra of storm clouds is still with us.<BR>Frances<BR><BR><BR>>>1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.<BR>>><BR>>>2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.<BR>>><BR>>>3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.<BR>>><BR>>> 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. <BR>>><BR>>>5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.<BR>>><BR>>>6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.<BR>>><BR>>>7. If you look like your passport picture, you
probably need the trip.<BR>>><BR>>>8. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.<BR>>><BR>>>9. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.<BR>>><BR>>>10. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.<BR>>><BR>>>11. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.<BR>>><BR>>>12. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.<BR>>><BR>>>13. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've never tried before.<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>_______________________________________________<BR>Join Excite! - http://www.excite.com<BR>The most personalized portal on the Web!</BLOCKQUOTE></DIV>
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