Like cats and dogs from Venus and Mars...

[Frances Morey]

Too true, and too funny, not to be passed forward through the fog...
FM


> Subject: Fwd: Dogs and
Cats
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> What is a Cat?
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> 1. Cats do what they want.
> 2. They rarely listen to you.
> 3. They're totally unpredictable.
> 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
> 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
> 7. They're moody.
> 8. They leave hair everywhere.
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> CONCLUSION: They're just tiny women in little fur coats.
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> What is a Dog?
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> 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
> furniture in the house.
> 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but 
>  don't hear you when you're in the same room.
> 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
> 4. They growl when they are not happy.
> 5. When you want to play, they want to play.
> 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
> 7. They leave their toys everywhere.
> 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give > you a kiss.
> 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
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> CONCLUSION: They're just tiny men in little fur coats 


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