Gen Wesley Clark's candidacy and hair
Jon Ford
jonmfordster@hotmail.com
Fri, 19 Sep 2003 08:21:20 -0700
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<P>Michael-- I was fixing my bicycle yesterday and stopped just short of complimenting the middle-aged clerk on his uncanny resemblance to Wesley Clark, who had been interviewed extensively on CNN the previous evening. He probably wouldn''t have understood who I was talking about, but in about a week he will. I agree with you-- having a lot of hair (even if it's short) helps men get elected. </P>
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<DIV></DIV>>From: Michael Eisenstadt <MICHAELE@ANDO.PAIR.COM>
<DIV></DIV>>To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net, marie@inside-crew.net
<DIV></DIV>>Subject: re: Gen Wesley Clark's candidacy and hair
<DIV></DIV>>Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 10:06:54 -0500
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<DIV></DIV>>Is not the tide turning?
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<DIV></DIV>>Gen. W Clark's jump into the arena is being
<DIV></DIV>>backed by B Clinton.
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<DIV></DIV>>Clinton's reasoning is that Dr Dean is not
<DIV></DIV>>butch enough to beat pecced out Georgie Boy
<DIV></DIV>>and that Sen Kerry of Mass who served
<DIV></DIV>>valorously in Veet Nam has too much hair. no
<DIV></DIV>>one with that much hair has ever been elected
<DIV></DIV>>president.
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<DIV></DIV>>whereas bad hair like R Reagan's HELPED him
<DIV></DIV>>get elected: orange dyed old man's hair with
<DIV></DIV>>a fluffed up pompadour is actually an excellent
<DIV></DIV>>design choice when running for president.
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<DIV></DIV>>gentlemen with mullets only run for president
<DIV></DIV>>in movies.
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<DIV></DIV>>W Clark's hair is military style.
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<DIV></DIV>>just thought you might want to know
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