Hit the road Jock!

[Frances Morey]

Question: What did the bucking racehorse say to the jockey?
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And this:
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 Subject: FW: It's all in how you spell it... 
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Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to 
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take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or 
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changing one letter and supplying a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners: 
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Intaxication:  - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 
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Reintarnation: - Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 
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Foreploy: - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 
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Giraffiti: - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 
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Sarchasm: - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 
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Inoculatte: - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 
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Hipatitis: - Terminal coolness
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Osteopornosis: - A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit) 
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Glibido: - All talk and no action. 
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Dopeler Effect: - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you have been smoking marijuana. 
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And, the pick of the literature:
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Ignoranus: - A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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This last one seems the most widely useful. 
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