Dubyah's fearless leadership and compassion

[Wayne Johnson]

Congratulations, Mr. Strong!  You get the Grand Goethe Detection Prize for
catching the little "mistake" in the message.  I, in fact, am very much
aware of the cultural alliance/history of die Fraulein St. Pauli and used to
drink the stuff when available.  Now I am strictly an O'Douls kindda guy.
(Found an incredibly good non-alcoholic "bitter" in England once, but sadly
it doesn't travel.)

Kudus for your sharp eye and even sharper wit.  Hope you are keeping all of
these for the Grand Goethe Collection and Memoirs.

B.

-----Original Message-----
From: austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net
[mailto:austin-ghetto-list-admin@pairlist.net]On Behalf Of Jim Strong
Sent: Saturday, January 19, 2002 7:24 AM
To: austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net
Subject: Dubyah's fearless leadership and compassion

--- Wayne Johnson <cadaobh2@brgnet.com> wrote:
> Those Frenchified deGaullistas, fluer-de-lis yellow
> journalistic
> anti-American Papists are NOT to be trusted.
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Right on Bubba. Jess one little correction - St. Pauli
Girl is good Nazi beer, not Frenchie swill. The gal in
red on the bottle is, in fact, Brunhilde Schloss von
der Bergerschmide Goethe - a sturdy German "working
girl." You may recall she is the hereditary great
grandmother of the legendary East Texas survivalist
leader JugenGeneral Kurt-Bob Grosse-Eselmaken. Herr
General Eselmaken also was the Elevated and Exalted
Klagel of the original Joe Don Geobbels Swamp Defense
Brigade (aka "Bubba's Brigands"). They invented the
water and pond scum-repellant Klan robes as you might
recall.
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As for all you pinko liberal bashers of our Supreme
Leader Dubyah who are trying to tie Him to the Enron
thang, I would simply point out to you "nay-sayers"
his recent investiture of ex Montana Gov. Marc Racicot
(ex Enron D.C. lobbyist) to national Republican Party
chairman as a fine example of our Compassionate El
Jefe's efforts to find jobs for laid off Enron
employees.
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I am sure you Marxian Democrats will raise Ned and
whine about a conspiracy as well when he appoints Ken
Lay Deputy treasury Secretary in the coming months.
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I would just point out that if there is one thang we
can all learn from this so called "scandal" (I prefer
to think of it as the process of capitalism's natural
selection of the craftiest) it is that Democrats come
a lot cheaper than Republicans. Just look at the
donations reports lists.
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Billy Jim



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