he has MY pity
Jim Baldauf
jfbaldauf@prodigy.net
Thu, 17 Jan 2002 18:42:53 -0600
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>If the pretzel story is true, then what does it say about the prez's
lifestyle and smarts??? Somebody please tell me.<
Well, I declare, that Junior! You just can't leave him alone for a =
minute! He'll get into something' and maybe hurt hisself. Or pipe up and =
say god knows what. With that red phone right there too! I think Mizz =
Laura and Uncle Dick should be turned in to CPS for negligence.
Jim bob
From: Roger Baker=20
Cc: Austin=20
Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 6:21 PM
Subject: Re: he has MY pity
Bill is on to something. Hey he's an alcoholic who doesn't dare take =
drugs, so maybe=20
he's drifted into bondage with wife (or who???)
Sometimes things get out of hand. Some ace reporter should document =
the heigth of=20
the couch and the kind of carpet and try to recreate the fat lip and =
bruise with/without=20
pretzel.
Bill Irwin wrote:
Feeling pity for the prez!! Now you have gone completely bonkers and =
havelost contact with reality. Go see a psychiatrist and confess your =
pity -there may be a chemical solution to your problems. And, by the =
way - theprez does not drink beer - he is too pure for that. And, if he =
had beendrinking beer this whole thing with the pretzel would have never =
happened.The real poop is that the pretzel story is a cover-up for what =
reallyhappened. You don't get a bruise on your face like he has by =
falling offthe couch!!! What really happened was that somebody beat =
him up.Currently there are two suspects. His wife is one suspect. She =
is pissedbecause W told her to lay off the women's lib talk about the =
Afghan women.He told her to go back and mind her own business and don't =
talk aboutliberating any women again. The other suspect is the Dick. =
He is pissedbecause W has banished him from the White House and sent=20
him off to live inAppalachia. So when the Dick caught W alone he let =
him have it. It is kindof strange that the two dogs didn't try to =
protect W - maybe they don't carethat much about the prez or were too =
interested in the football game to carewhat happened to the =
prez.Remember - you heard this story first on the Ghetto Channel - your =
bestsource for reliable news and views.If the pretzel story is true, =
then what does it say about the prez'slifestyle and smarts??? Somebody =
please tell me.Bill "Ewie" Irwin----- Original Message -----From: =
Michael Eisenstadt <michaele@ando.pair.com>To: =
<austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 4:02 =
AMSubject: he has MY pity
pity the solitary prez drinking beer and eatingpretzels in Washington =
watching...gasp...thesomething football team play the somethingsalone =
with his 2 dogs
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<DIV>>If the pretzel story is true, then what does it say about the=20
prez's<BR>lifestyle and smarts??? Somebody please tell =
me.<</DIV>
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<DIV>Well, I declare, that Junior! You just can't leave him alone for a =
minute!=20
He'll get into something' and maybe hurt hisself. Or pipe up and say god =
knows=20
what. With that red phone right there too! I think Mizz Laura and Uncle =
Dick=20
should be turned in to CPS for negligence.</DIV>
<DIV>Jim bob<BR></DIV>
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<A href=3D"mailto:rcbaker@eden.infohwy.com" =
title=3Drcbaker@eden.infohwy.com>Roger=20
Baker</A> </DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Cc:</B> <A=20
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title=3Daustin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net>Austin</A> </DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, January 17, =
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pity</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>Bill is on to something. Hey he's an alcoholic who =
doesn't dare=20
take drugs, so maybe <BR>he's drifted into bondage with wife (or=20
who???)<BR><BR>Sometimes things get out of hand. Some ace =
reporter=20
should document the heigth of <BR>the couch and the kind of carpet and =
try to=20
recreate the fat lip and bruise with/without =
<BR>pretzel.<BR><BR><BR>Bill=20
Irwin wrote:<BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE cite=3D"mid:000701c19fa0$55768920$849b4b40@micron" =
type=3D"cite"><PRE wrap=3D"">Feeling pity for the prez!! Now you have =
gone completely bonkers and have<BR>lost contact with reality. Go see a =
psychiatrist and confess your pity -<BR>there may be a chemical solution =
to your problems. And, by the way - the<BR>prez does not drink beer - =
he is too pure for that. And, if he had been<BR>drinking beer this =
whole thing with the pretzel would have never happened.<BR><BR>The real =
poop is that the pretzel story is a cover-up for what =
really<BR>happened. You don't get a bruise on your face like he has by =
falling off<BR>the couch!!! What really happened was that somebody =
beat him up.<BR>Currently there are two suspects. His wife is one =
suspect. She is pissed<BR>because W told her to lay off the women's lib =
talk about the Afghan women.<BR>He told her to go back and mind her own =
business and don't talk about<BR>liberating any women again. The other =
suspect is the Dick. He is pissed<BR>because W has banished him from =
the White House and sent=20
him off to live in<BR>Appalachia. So when the Dick caught W alone he =
let him have it. It is kind<BR>of strange that the two dogs didn't try =
to protect W - maybe they don't care<BR>that much about the prez or were =
too interested in the football game to care<BR>what happened to the =
prez.<BR><BR>Remember - you heard this story first on the Ghetto Channel =
- your best<BR>source for reliable news and views.<BR><BR>If the pretzel =
story is true, then what does it say about the prez's<BR>lifestyle and =
smarts??? Somebody please tell me.<BR>Bill "Ewie" =
Irwin<BR><BR><BR>----- Original Message -----<BR>From: Michael =
Eisenstadt <A class=3Dmoz-txt-link-rfc2396E =
href=3D"mailto:michaele@ando.pair.com"><michaele@ando.pair.com></A>=
<BR>To: <A class=3Dmoz-txt-link-rfc2396E =
href=3D"mailto:austin-ghetto-list@pairlist.net"><austin-ghetto-list@pa=
irlist.net></A><BR>Sent: Thursday, January 17, 2002 4:02 =
AM<BR>Subject: he has MY pity<BR><BR><BR></PRE>
<BLOCKQUOTE type=3D"cite"><PRE wrap=3D"">pity the solitary prez =
drinking beer and eating<BR>pretzels in Washington =
watching...gasp...the<BR>something football team play the =
somethings<BR>alone with his 2 dogs<BR><BR></PRE></BLOCKQUOTE><PRE =
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