airport security
frances_morey@excite.com
frances_morey@excite.com
Sat, 5 Jan 2002 15:22:59 -0500 (EST)
I saw Chapa about a year ago, at some political or social event I've since forgotten. He reported that he again lives in Hebbronville. I suppose some of us can go home again, despite Wolfe's warning.
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Frances
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--- On Dec 27, 2001, Jim Strong <strongjim@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> A candle light tamale dinner - only in Tejas.
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> Hopefully the tamales were of the Christmas variety
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> like Pete Chapa used to being back from Hebbronville.
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> As far as airport security, any system can be breached
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> - it just becomes exponentially more difficult as new
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> security technology is added.
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> One interim solution would be to jump suit every
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> passenger, give em jail type slip-ons - and for those
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> who profile as EXTREMELY suspicious, put Posey Paddles
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> on their hands and strap a pee-pee device to their
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> legs and buckle them in for the duration.
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> Of course they might stick the C-4 / semetex where
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> some convicts like to hide their contraband - so full
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> cavity searches would be in order I suppose. Forget
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> the pigs - we may need trained Gerbils!!! That would
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> be when the terrorists would start surgically
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> implanting their devices in their thoracic cvavities
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> and using altitude activated switches to set off the
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> primers ???? Nanotechnology would be our eventual
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> answer for that of course.
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> But, as Obermeister Ashcroft has already pointed out,
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> some freedoms may have to be given up to smash the
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> Evil Ones. And the well-to-do simply could opt for
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> silk PJs and Hilton robes?? Assuming they have a
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> current, valid RLC card.
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> Billy Jim
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> --- Fontaine Maverick <fontainetx@earthlink.net>
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> wrote:
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> > mbuttons opined:
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> > >and I believe they are specialists ... that is not
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> > inclined to point
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> > out >carriers of joints as well as plastique.
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> >
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> > Walt and I had discussions on this topic as we put
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> > each of three people
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> > on the plane for the holidays ( and we encouraged
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> > each of them to leave
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> > anything that might put them at risk in our hands
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> > for safekeeping). My
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> > informal survey of recent airport experience is that
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> > each is different -
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> > I have heard tales of body searches, and then there
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> > was my mother, who
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> > was allowed on the plane with a carryon filled with
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> > heavy silver
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> > candlesticks and four dozen home-made tamales.
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