Rival Ghetto Chapters?

[jaxon41]

Jon has finally done it: called for a new, improved ghetto List run by
somebody else than our cute & cuddly Der Mike.

Jon, Jon -- calm yourself.  Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and chant
something.  It'll be OKAY.  It's not like Mike has cut off your ability to
communicate with a fellow not many of us know; DL can fillup your email box
every day, and you his.  And like you say, why would he even want to be on a
list where so many people are wondering if he's an Operative of some sort,
and saying mean/indifferent things about him?

Don't worry; be happy.  If there's anything we DONT need, it's two, rival
ghetto lists taking swipes at one another, each convinced that they
represent the "true spirit" of the Ghetto.  The DRT down in San Antone tried
that a century ago, and they've been looking silly ever since.

No ghetto cou'de-taahz pleeze.  Viva Lawrence Welk!  May our list last as
long as his teevee show!!   jaxon